Ghostbusters (2016) Trailer Reaction and Review

I’ve been waiting for this trailer for a long time. There was alot of shit surrounding the choice in the casting being all women. There also was the thing of rebooting Ghostbusters rather than another sequel. I reserved judgement till today when finally, the 1st real trailer came along. Wasn’t sure what to expect so I went in no expectations and…even that didn’t save the trailer from all out sucking. There was alot of legit criticism over things like the horrible cgi, writing, etc. Then the SJW brigade flew out of the wood work going on all social media defending the trailer from the dudebros and neck beards of the net as well as any other dissenting opinions. We’ll get to this shit later because it shows up in some big media outlets, but 1st the actual trailer content.

The trailer starts off almost like we are getting a handing of the torch of sort, but no, SWERVE! We start in what is a damn near shot for shot remake of the original library scene. Also there is no time wasted with shitty cgi being shown. CGI up there with the shit likes of Haunted House and 47 Ronin. The visuals seemed rather video game-esq and stiff in places they shouldn’t be. Slimer at least looked like slimer, but in the same shit CGI. One of the worst effects is that damn stilt man ghost. And of course it wouldn’t be Sony without that fake ass Times Square they are so fond of. There isn’t anything here that draws any level or terror or suspense from the ghosts.

The writing from what I’m seeing is really flat and lacks the adult humor found in the previous films. The trailer has very slap sticky gags and alot of reference humor that keeps pointing back to the prior works in the franchise. The thing with reference humor is you can only use it so much before it makes your audience think “Yeah I should be watching the originals instead of this”.  One of the most blatant of the ref humor gags is the exorcist gag towards the end of the trailer. The story is pretty much the same as the 1st with having to stop a big demon from destroying the world. The way the universe is presented, I just don’t feel a sense of urgency or that the stakes really matter.

Briefly touching on the music, the new rendition of the theme feels out of place. The piano theme seems like it would fit in something less light hearted than this trailer. It ties in one of the biggest issues what is being presented. Everything is far too colorful and bright and cheery for a movie dealing with the paranormal. Even the new uniforms feels like a bad cosplay. The Director, Paul Feig has made alot of cult hits like Freaks and Geeks and Mad Men so we know he is capable. Things just don’t gel together well in this trailer and just come off as overly goofy and fuck witted.

With the reaction out of the way…SWERVE!

Now comes the part we forget for minute all the technical reasons why this trailer sucked and focus on the fact that if you didn’t like it, you’re a misogynist shitlord who shouldn’t be allowed to speak. Oh you didn’t get that wire from the SJW, otherkin people? Don’t worry, most normal people didn’t either. After people started posting dislikes for the trailer, the fucking Femisnist/SJW army came to white knight the trailer from negative criticism. Check out the 1st few post titles in this screen shot from IMDB taken just a while before I began penning this article.
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It wasn’t just social media that this shit started popping up, oh no. In fact we get this SJW fuckery popping up on major sights like USA Today and Gizmondo. I also found other sites going off the SJW deep end which you can see here and here. You can also go to Buzzfeed, Salon, Tumblr and see some even more cringe worthy shit on this topic. You’ll see the same shit posted over and over again no matter the site. If you disagree this movie is gonna suck, then you’re a terrible sexist asshole and should shut the fuck up and die. That last part you’ll see alot of on twitter. What you won’t see on the youtube page for the trailer are negative comments. Since the nets exploded, Sony has been actively censoring comments criticizing the film. Thankfully I don’t have to worry about that shit. This my platform to say what ever the fuck I want whether it offends the reader or not.

Another weird little addendum to this is the sudden implosion from the SJW crowd. These are the same fuck whits calling the film racist because the black character isn’t black enough. You can read about some of this crazy shit here.  Crazy feminazis and SJW’s always eat each other alive. It never fails. 1st they complain there isn’t enough women and then they complain shit is racist. There is no pleasing this group of failed human creation, there just isn’t.

This little event over a trailer shows us just how pc and overly sensitive people have become. You can’t even say a movie will suck because people will call you sexist, racist and other over used isms, just because you don’t agree with the special snowflakes. I think for now we should end this on a high note with some good nostalgia. Until next time, stay frosty fuckers!!!

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Boss of this place. Spelunker of these internet and cinema sewers. Professional pop culture shit detective. Leave your clown porn in the marked box and join me on a ride into the shit filled tunnels that are the Sewers of Horror. Stay frosty mother fuckers & fuck your triggers!!!

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Nastrodamus
Boss of this place. Spelunker of these internet and cinema sewers. Professional pop culture shit detective. Leave your clown porn in the marked box and join me on a ride into the shit filled tunnels that are the Sewers of Horror. Stay frosty mother fuckers & fuck your triggers!!!

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